Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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