I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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