she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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