Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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