Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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