he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
