are you so shy because you have an std?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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