You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Randomize
