Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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