im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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