ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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