My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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