if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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