If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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