The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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