Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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