Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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