who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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