sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Let's paint friendship bongs
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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