it was like his penis was on wheels.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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