The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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