i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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