Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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