So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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