he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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