I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
