Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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