WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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