She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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