I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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