Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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