Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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