I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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