Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
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Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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