Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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