maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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