Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
