i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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