Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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