i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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