I must be too annoying 4 u.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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