I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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