school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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