sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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