one two three fourrrrnication!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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