No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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