Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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