I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She said her name was "party"
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she peed on how many people?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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