girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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