I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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