we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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