Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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