this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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