I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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