Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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