normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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