you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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